The Gnuckle Ultimate - One Piece G10 Plastic Knuckle Duster

$59.99  $49.99
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Made of solid thick G10, milled from one solid piece of high quality G10.

ONE.
SOLID.
PIECE.

This model is 13mm thick (standard PRO models are 10mm thick) which may not sound like much but ask your girlfriend and she'll remind you that size does matter.

LEGAL IN CANADA.


Colour: Black
Weight: 99.33g
Size: 120mm x 75mm x 13mm
Hole diameter: 30mm x 25mm
Material : G10





NO, We do NOT sell real metal brass knuckles.

---- FAQ ----


Popular questions you'd think people would already know the answers to ...

Question : Why are these legal?
Answer : As defined by the Criminal Code of Canada any piece of METAL that covers 3 or more fingers individually is illegal. These are made of G10 PLASTIC which makes them a NOVELTY item.

Question : Do you have metal ones?
Answer : Obviously you didn't read the description above. So, to recap, the answer is NO.

Question : Why don't you have metal ones?
Answer : Because they're illegal, dumbass.

Question : Where can I buy metal ones?
Answer : Don't ask us. Seriously. Don't. We won't tell you even if we knew and we won't waste our time looking for something that dumb for you.

Question : Can I beat someone up with these plastic ones?
Answer : No, that's assault, which is a crime. Only stupid people hurt others on purpose. Are you stupid?
( Sorry, that's answering a question with a question, but seriously, WTF? ).

Question : Can I use these for self-defense?
Answer : No, carrying these for the purpose of self-defense means you have intent to harm, also a crime.

Question : What is "intent to harm"?
Answer : It means you are intending to hurt someone. Essentially you are looking for a fight, which is moronic.

Question : So if I can't beat people up or use these for self-defense what can I use them for?
Answer : To add to your cool collection at home, to carrying your keys on (it's a keychain after all), to gift to your friends (if you have any), to add a cool accessory to your girlfriend's purse (or man purse), to protect your hand from when you slam the car door prematurely. So, so, so many uses other than ones that will make a judge wonder about the future of our country.

Question : Why would a judge wonder about that?
Answer : Because if you're stupid enough to do something idiotic with these he or she will think that Canada will have no future, no hope, no common sense because obviously you're NOT to do anything dumb with these.

Question : If I do something stupid can I blame Dragon Impact because they sold these to me?
Answer : No, half-wit, you can't because we just told you not to be stupid with these. If you do something idiotic with these that's your own dumbass fault. Grow up and take responsibility for your own moronic actions.

WE ARE SELLING THESE AS A NOVELTY!

IF WE HAVE TOO MANY PROBLEMS

WITH STUPID PEOPLE WE WILL

DISCONTINUE SELLING THESE.

BE SMART AND LET EVERYONE ENJOY THE FUN


Add to Cart:

  • Model: 1102010
  • Manufactured by: Dragon Impact