The Unbreakable® Walking-Stick Umbrella - Premium - Crooked

$369.99  $319.99
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The Unbreakable® Umbrella works just as well as a very sturdy walking stick or cane but does not make you look funny or feel awkward. Whacks just as strong as a steel pipe but it weighs only 1 lb. and 8.8 oz. (705 g).

- Legal to carry everywhere
- Never raises suspicions
- Does not make you look silly (no strange looks if carried by an able-bodied person)

The Unbreakable® Umbrella has no unusual parts, no more metal than an average umbrella, it does not arouse suspicion, can be carried legally everywhere where any weapons are prohibited, unlike a walking stick it does not cause strange looks if carried by an able-bodied person, and it does protect from rain (it is covered in state-of-the-art waterproof fabric). Anyone who can use a stick for defense can use this umbrella.

Do you know how to swing a baseball bat?
Do you know how to strike with a sturdy stick?
If you do, you know all you need to know...

Do you practice such martial arts as hapkido, jodo, kendo, kali, escrima, le baton or la canne? Do you practice with Chinese weapons or Indian weapons? Then you know even more... and you can truly appreciate this Unbreakable® Umbrella.





Limited Lifetime Manufacturer Warranty

The Unbreakable® Umbrellas are handcrafted in limited quantities in Europe, from highest quality materials. Unbreakable® Umbrella frames are warranted not to break under normal use (no throwing it under a heavy truck or a train, no chopping it with an axe, no banging it with a hammer, no throwing it into a wood chipper, no setting it on fire, or subjecting to other abuses). This warranty does not cover damage caused by abuse or accident (such as throwing it under a train or a bulldozer, and subjecting it to other similar unreasonable stresses), nor does it cover fabric.

Should the frame of this umbrella break under normal use (whatever is normal for the strongest walking stick, and an umbrella, of course), please return it to us for an exchange. Please include your original sales receipt, your address, phone number, description of defect, and $20.00 for shipping. We will repair or replace the umbrella at its discretion.

The warranty doesn't cover fabric damage (unless the fabric is defective) because even the highest quality umbrella fabric cannot be guaranteed to withstand abrasive forces occurring at hard impact between wiring of the frame and the stricken object. The Unbreakable® Umbrella is for defending against elements (in every meaning of the word) and not for clowning. It is covered in a high-quality waterproof fabric, not in abrasion proof or slash proof fabric, because it has to look, weigh, and work like a normal umbrella, so do not expect this fabric to be undamaged if you hit heavy bags, baseball bats, and such things with it.




Handle: Crooked wide, made of ABS (composite)
Ribs: Steel
Length: 34 in/864 mm
Open diameter: 43 in/1092 mm
Weight: 1 lb. 13 oz./822 g

Differences between Premium and Standard Models of the Unbreakable® Walking-Stick Umbrella



Standard–Crooked Handle Standard–Straight Handle Premium–Crooked Handle Premium–Straight Handle
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Handle Rubber-covered polyamide Rubber-covered polyamide Rubber-covered polyamide Wood
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Length 37.50 in/953 mm 37.00 in/940 mm 33.75 in/857 mm 34.00 in/864 mm
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Open diameter 47 in/1194 mm 47 in/1194 mm 43 in/1092 mm 43 in/1092 mm
Weight 1 lb. 9.8 oz./730 g 1 lb. 7.0 oz./650 g 1 lb. 10.8 oz./755 g 1 lb. 9.2 oz./715 g
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Main Rod Proprietary composite–the same in all models Proprietary composite–the same in all models Proprietary composite–the same in all models Proprietary composite–the same in all models
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Frame Fiberglass and polyamide Fiberglass and polyamide Steel and high-strength aluminum Steel and high-strength aluminum
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Fabric High-density polyester pongee 190T black color High-density polyester pongee 190T black color High-density polyester pongee 190T black color High-density polyester pongee 190T black color


Price differences between two models have to do with costs of materials used in making them.


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  • Model: 1170025
  • Manufactured by: Never-Thought-of-It Enterprises